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Inserting a flash light into a girls vagina while it is turned on.
The lights were off so i decided to give her a jack-o-lantern
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When you take a power drill and screw out the inside of your penis and take the shavings put them in a girls vagina and over the course of a week as it seeps out you eat it.
Ah dude me and her Jack O' Lanterned with her so hard!
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An iconic symbol of Halloween that 9 times out of 10, ends up smashed in your driveway by a group of assholes before the night is over
Me: Did you see the jack-o-lantern I carved, I did a great job on it!
Friend: Yeah, I did see it, it's all over the driveway in front of your car
Me: GOD DAMMIT!!
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A female stripper with a very bad set of teeth. Her teeth represent the carved mouth of a Halloween jack-o-lantern pumpkin.
Man this chick has a straight up jack-o-lantern grill. She a jack-o-lantern!
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The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.
Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.
Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?
Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera
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When a male wraps his scrotum around a flashlight while the lights are off, make his sac resemble a candlelit pumpkin.pumpkingoat
I got the peter-gazer with the Jack-O-Lantern...thats totally five kicks!
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lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.