Liquor

To be in trouble.
To be in allsorts of trouble.
To be in allsorts.
To be in liquorice allsorts.
To be in liquorice
To be in liquor.

"Did you hear about Wart?"
"He's a cat?"
"Apart from that, at 3 Wise a couple of months ago he fucked a fatty and now she's pregnant... he's in liquor"

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White Liquor

A synonym for cocaine used by officer Jim Lahey on the television show Trailer Park Boys.

Drink the dark liquor, snort the white liquor-Jim Lahey

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Liquor Store

Store that sells hard liquor, wine, beer, etc. In most Canadian provinces, they are run by the government. In some provinces, it is colloquially known as the "LC" -- Liquor Commission

Buddy: Wanna come over for some steaks and beer?

Ralph: I need to pick up some beer.

Buddy: Don't worry, I'm making a run to the liquor store. What do you want?

Ralph: Lets split a two-four of Keith's.

Buddy: Deal.

Liquor King

The alter ego of a normally passive gentleman. Brought on by whiskey, this particular ethanol emperor constantly berates females, steals without remembering, and can usually be found at your local bar, post last call. They are characterized by their severely abnormal levels of alcohol intake sometimes fueled by other chemicals such as cocaine or more prevalently in the Midwest crystal meth. This invariably feeds the king's ego until said male referrers to oneself as Liquor King.

I can drink more whiskey than you because I'm the Liquor King!

or:

I'm the Liquor King and I'm going to skull fuck you until your eyes bleed!

or:

Bitch I'm the Liquor King and I just stole your wallet lets plow!

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liquor tampon

Covering a tampon in alcohol and inserting into your asshole. A form of alcohol enema, this gets you extremely drunk because the alcohol gets absorbed by your ass-veins and goes directly into your bloodstream. A less intense form of butt chugging.

"Get that liquor tampon out of your asshole and just drink like a normal person"

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liquor dinner

Getting your drink on instead of eating dinner. Maybe to save calories, maybe because you're a drunkard.

TV dinners for you kids tonight; momma's having liquor dinner!

party liquor

A myriad of intoxicating and potentially lethal "beverages", including bourbon whiskey, paint thinner, and turpentine. Made famous by Early Cuyler of Squidbillies.

Jim (opening a can of enamel thinner): Do you drink party liquor?

Jack (with a can of turpentine in hand): Hell yes!

Jim: Me too!!

(both then proceed to down their cans and get their lean on)

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