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When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
Dude 1: My girlfriend wanted to oatmeal kiss last night.
Dude 2: Lucky motherfucker
The best oatmeal ever created, no other oatmeal even comes close to how good it tastes.
Dude1: hey dude have you tried Apples and Cinnamon Instant Oatmeal?
Dude2: yeah bro its the best thing ever!
Adj. Possessing the qualities of one Thomas Regan.
Stop being such a Quaker oatmeal.
Idk wtf that is but apparently St3phhArt's mom is making it
"Yay the oatmeal cornbread is ready!"
When you pull a sick trick using oatmeal, like getting someone to say “thicker than a bowl of oatmeal” in court.
*Spectators chanting*
“Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick! Oatmeal trick!”
*Whips out oatmeal*
“WHOOOOOO”
Describing the resemblance of what a woman of color’s stomach may look like after pregnancy.
“Man I can tell she just had a baby. I saw she had an oatmeal pie when she took her shirt off.”
someone who is so stupid you start to wonder if their brain is full of oatmeal
person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...