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oatmeal

An breakfast consisting of warmed oats and water... quite tasty! its not a pussy you pervs!

Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast

by miss peeniz biznatch November 9, 2003

271 up, 96 down


oatmeal

grits for white people

Tyron Brown and John Smith went out for breakfast. Tyron ordered grits, and John ordered oatmeal.

by GMODAMAN June 30, 2010

98 up, 39 down


oatmeal

the cure for aids..

Derion: I've been itching lately. I think I have AIDS.
Mariah: Awww, would you like some oatmeal?

by Thatsexychicwithoatmeal January 7, 2013

53 up, 32 down


oatmeal

The most orgasmic food in the world

it also helps you prevent getting diabetes!

"i just ate some oatmeal."

"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."

"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."

by Championhannahsaurusrex February 1, 2009

57 up, 46 down


oatmeal

A codeword for sexual frustration.

I am so oatmeal right now.
I'm feeling oatmeal where's my porn
Are you oatmeal?

by xXSpiritKeeperXx August 12, 2013

24 up, 18 down


oatmeal

Slang term used by both male and female to refer to the vagina.

How did her oatmeal taste?

by adidasnamjah August 20, 2009

19 up, 51 down


oatmeal

what a drunk person says when tries to say "hook me up"

oatmeal

by bcc July 24, 2003

24 up, 70 down