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When a guy spends alot of time on his laptop his girlfriend/wife may get jealous, and call it miss laptop, which derives from the word lap dancer.
your wife/gf may see you spending alot of time on your laptop and say" ooh look at you playing with miss laptop" in a jealous unfriendly manner.
Typical excuse when shit goes wrong. Even when you’re in the cloud.
Them: why are you getting an error?
You: I’m running an entire bank on my laptop.
A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.
Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.
Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.
Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?
Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!
Felica is the best laptop in existence she is the bread to my butter the paper to my book the words to my page I love her so much.
Alessio : Hey isnt that Felica (Fefe) The Gaming Laptop you're with?
Me : yeah it is!
Oscar and William: damm felica the gaming laptop looking hella fine ngl .
A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.
In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.
P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?
Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.
Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.