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Bort is a word used by anti-abortionists for pro-abortionists who are outside abortion clinics to stop anti-abortionists from talking to women going into the abortion clinics. The word 'bort' is a contraction of 'pro-abortionist' also called 'pro-abort'. The word 'bort' can be used for anyone that is pro-abortion, but is generally confined to those outside the abortion mills.
"That girl wanted to talk with me about her options, but that bort dragged her into the abortion clinic."
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BORT (n) - alternate name for marijuana. May also be used as an adjective. (Variant examples: borted, bortly, bortworthy, et al)
"I just nabbed some bort!"
"Dude, are you borted?"
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Another name for a shirt that shows of womens' boobs. Generally a v neck that comes down past the chest.
The combination of "boob" and "shirt".
Jane is wearing a v neck and it really shows off her boobs.
I know, she should wear borts more often.
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On the old "Muppet Show", this was the final phrase sung by the Swedish Chef during his opening jingle.
It has been re-used to mean "testing" in computer geek circles.
Subject: I'm testing this email!
Body: BORT! BORT! BORT!
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The name of the forum on the official Umphrey's McGee fan site
"There are some sarcastic Umphreaks on the bort"
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bort is an insult but it’s also much more. it unites the bortiest of souls. everyone can be a bort and everyone can call you out on it. next time someone calls you a bort-accept it and classify it as an essential part of your being
eat a bort
-the origin and most frequent usage
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An expulsion of gas through the rectum (more commonly known as a fart).
That bort smells nasty!
Ewww, what a bort!
I think I let a bort.
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