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Dryer Felching:
The act of assembling an outfit by pulling articles of clothing from a dryer then tossing the unwanted items back in and closing the dryer leaving them for a later time.
"Alden spent longer than he planned looking for a matching sock while dryer felching."
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Someone (usually male) so annoyingly full of hot air that he makes a woman's pussy dry simply by talking to her.
Becky: Oh no, here comes my stupid husband, Mike. He probably wants to blab on and on about some nerdy stuff.
Veronica: I, like, have a hair dryer to dry my hair and stuff, a clothes dryer to, like, dry my clothes and stuff, and Becky's loser husband to, like, dry my pussy and stuff.
Mandy: So, what's that make Mike, a pussy dryer?
Becky: Exactly.
The act of literally blowing air onto a guy's penis, because his stupid girlfriend thinks that's what blowjob means.
"Yo, I heard she gave you a blowjob last night!"
"Yeah, about that... she actually gave me a blow dryer."
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When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.
Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.
The sensation, after sex, that she made your wang feel like a warm pair of jeans fresh from the dryer.
John: Damn son, you saying she didn't like the dryer wang compliment?
Frank: Naw man, she said it was kinda weird.
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while getting head, the male farts in the females face or vica versa
i gave my girlfriend the blow dryer when she was giving me head and i farted on her face.
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