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A once hot "mother I'd like to fuck" who is now left to fight against the ravages of time.
From behind that 45 year old women appeared to have some shelf life, but when I saw her face, I realized she was an expired MILF.
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Wealth accumulated when somebody close to you has expired or is about to expire.
Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth
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being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.
I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall.
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When a co-worker is so useless but for some reason they are still held on to in the hopes of being useful again someday.
Why does the expired coupon keep moving furniture into the hallway? It's a fire hazard.
similar to an expiration date, if you pass a certain weight your health is no good. point of no return. passing your expiration weight will end up in either many surgeries or death. beware.
"Hey! Who gave you permission to eat cake?! You're on a strict diet!"-doctor
"My wife..."-mr. portley
"No more cake! You're about to pass your expiration weight!"-doctor
a type of insult to someone who doesn't speak you language and doesn't understand you
speak right you expired pineapple
1. when a relationship that turns long-distance goes on so long that unused condoms purchased at the beginning of the relationship have expired.
2. the act of inflicting this situation upon another person, esp. a man.
“Are you still going out with Giselle?”
“I dunno man, I still love her, but she’s been expiration-dating me for so long I had to throw out a whole box of durex!”
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