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Klaus is the most sexiest person in the world he could punch me and I’d apologise. Everyone needs to get railed by him.
Klaus is so sexy
Klaus is one of the kindest, most understanding people in the world and you'll be lucky to have him in your life. He's handsome, compassionate and intelligent. He may have certain little quirks, but you'll learn to love them. He is talented, but rather modest, so don't be afraid to show him your support. Sometimes he might not be in the mood to do much of anything, but with enough time and patience, you'll come to enjoy the quiet moments together with him. And then go crazy. Anything could happen with him around.
"Oh hey, it's Klaus! Nice to see you."
"Klaus is a great boyfriend, he makes me very happy"
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Klaus-A tall, dark and handsome man who is Japanese. And I mean EXTREMELY JAPANESE. He has an amazing singing voice and probably was forced to play piano by his restricting japanese mother. He is every lady's dream. The only problem with Klaus is that he can only hold his breathe for 2 hours. Him and Jesus Christ Our Savior were gay partners back in the day, but don't fret, he isn't gay (he did it for the perks).
"Wow, I'm glad I brought a Klaus. I practice safe-sex."
"Hooray! Klaus just ate godzilla and mothera!"
"Sweety, I know you want to marry a Klaus so badly, but I think we all know that's not happening."
Ice cream man-"Hey there kiddo, what would you like?"
Boy-"I'll take one Klaus, extra sprinkles please!"
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A simple but effective warning issued between close friends, when one or both of them have been or are about to go rogue. (Normally accompanied with a quick eye nod and slight raising of the eyebrows!)
*Friend lets off a fire extinguisher inside* "Klaus mate. Klaus"
*Impatient friend wants to leave the smoking area and head back inside whilst you're talking to a hot chick* "Klaus mate, Klaus"
*Friend drops his second pill of the night, 45 minutes after the first!* "Jesus mate, klaus!"
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A derogatory term used to describe someone who is slow or bad at there job!
Hey look over there..that guys been doing that task for over a hr! What a Klaus!
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a hottie with anger issues
Klaus is so fucking hot
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Similiar to cockblock. When your friend kills you chance with a girl.
When your friend kills you chance with a girl. HE klaused you. From the name Klaus Von Bulen the killer.
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