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What a tooth-doctor gives an attorney to handle all of his malpractice-suits and other legal hassles.
Some dentists find lawyers with periodontal issues and then get said gum-pained stiffs to work for them for free by threatening to take away their dental retainers.
When anyone with retainers takes their retainers out of their mouth to lick them clean and simply puts them back like nothing happened.
Grace was excited to give her boyfriend a blowjob after she got her braces off, but sadly she had to wear clear plastic retainers all day every single day except for when she was eating. Grace had forgotten she was wearing them while giving him a bj so there was cum stuck in her retainer and since she wasn't wasting and of his (not so) sweet juice. This bitch takes her retainers out to give them a sexy retainer job by licking the fucking cum off of them just to put them back on. What a girl, my dick would be in love if I had her.
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A device used to repair ones rumpus after being anally raped by a fat guy.
Omg!!! Now i need an anal retainer!
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When a person removes their retainer from their mouth and proceeds to wipe the slimy contents off of the retainer on another person's face.
Man, Danielle just gave me a Retainer Face!
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Clear pieces of jewelry worn to hide piercing while keeping the hole open.
"Dude, I got a job interview tomorrow but I can't take it out for very long.
Then get some jewelry retainers to hide the piercing; it'll keep the hole open"
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Ugly piece of metal they put in your nose when you first get your septum pierced. Usually looks like an unbent staple hanging from your nostril. Easy to flip up and down and most comfortable during healing period post piercing.
"Dude I can't wait until my piercing heals so I can take out this ugly septum retainer"
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When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.
for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.
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