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smirnoff ice

Giant bitch drink. Everyone makes fun of those who drink it, but it sure does dissapear fast when someone brings it to a party.

Guy #1: You're such a bitch for drinking Smirnoff Ice.
Guy #2: Well at least I'm not going to pass out and get teabagged.

20 Minutes later...

Guy #3: Dude, nice form on the teabag!
Guy #2: Thanks.

by TM September 9, 2004

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Smirnoff ice

Contrary to the other listed definitions , is not a bitch drink with low alcohol content. In fact it has MORE alcohol content than the average beer. It also tastes WAY better. Drinking piss does not make you more of a man.

Scenario 1

Guy 1 : (Is drinking smirnoff)

Guy 2 : You drink smirnoff? LOL!

Guy 1 : Hey idiot , read your beers label and read my smirnoffs label

Guy 2 : ....... what the.... WHAT THE HELL! BEER ONLY HAS 4.2% ALC AND SMIRNOFF ICE HAS 4.5%?

Guy 1 : Yes , you're an idiot.

Scenario 2 :

Guy 1 : (Is drinking Smirnoff ice)

Guy 2 : Smirnoff? Lol fag!

Guy 1 : (smashes bottle over douchebags head and knocks him out)

by The-Truth873405705 August 6, 2011

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Diet Smirnoff

The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!

A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.

"Tom got given diet smirnoff for Christmas"

by Honey why is the baby on fire? April 25, 2018

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Smirnoff Ice

the stuff that got me drunk for the first time

smirnoff is awesome

by molly December 16, 2003

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Smirnoff Ice

An alcoholic drink made by the Smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it's clear. It comes in a lot of flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than shit. It has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can't remember of the top of my head but I think it's around 10-20 proof).

Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.

The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.

Guy 1: What are you drinking?
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.

by lovesmesumcake January 14, 2009

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Yakoff Smirnoff

The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.

Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.

by ElevatingtheMind November 30, 2006

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Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.

You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache

by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010

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