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Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.
Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...
Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
When you’re getting a handjob and bust on the girls shoes and then proceed to use it as shoe polish
Larry ~ “i gave Lisa a cubano spit shine before her petty larceny trial”
Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case”
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The act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner's genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. Can often be associated with heavy gagging.
Male 1: Hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
Male 2: Not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
Male 1: Spit and Shine, whats that?
Male 2: *spits*, *spits*, *proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds*
Male Masturbation
The act of stroking one's own penis.
My girlfriend is on the rag so I had to go spit-shine the old water pump.
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The act of gobbing in your hand and rubbing it on the pus. Usually as lubrication to aid penile transit into the vag, however may also be done simply for bant.
Many recipients of 'the shine' are unimpressed and it should only be used in exceptional circumstances.
'She was a bit dry last night when I went to go in, had to give her some of the old spit and shine didn't I!'
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A term used to describe a style of writing where you write furiously and randomly, then worry about spelling, grammar and sentence structure later.
The point is to bring out all your ideas on to the page as fast as possible and then rearrange them till they make sense.
Comes from an old concept where one spits on an old dirty object, then wipes it off resulting in a shine. First used by a blogger under the pen-name "FitJerk"
Instead of worrying about writing the perfect article, why don't you just spit first shine later?
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Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.
"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."