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This is a word that has many meaning's. It is a word that can not be told how to use, you simply must learn how to use it.
1. That guy is Tonked as!
2. She's so hot i just want to Tonk the shit out of her!
I'm gonna Tonk her like she's never been Tonked before!
3. Let's go get Tonked
4. Dude I'm so Tonked! (Drunk/Happy/Sad/Excited/Depressed.. etc)
5. I'm gonna Tonk you!!!
6. hahahaha you're such a Tonk
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Used in Great Britain, mainly England. Mainly used to describe a muscular strong guy/girl who has been putting the work in at the gym. Can also be used to describe girls who are pretty or have big backs.
"Man got tonk in gym"
"Jimmy was looking tonk today with his top off"
"That gyal there is tonk, I would deffo smash"
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Noun
1 Violent masturbation session, particularly when depressed or hungry.
2 Vigorous post-workout masturbation in any gym's changing room or showers.
Verb
To bring ones' self or another male to orgasm following, or sometimes during, a workout in the gym
- "I've really worked up a sweat on the treadmill, I'm gonna go tonk in the
showers while my hands are still naturally lubed up".
- "Alright mate, fancy a quick tonk to relax after pumping these weights?" (N.b:
the verb "to pump" is often used as a double entendre as it can refer to both
weight-lifting and intense masturbation, hence rendering superfluous the use
of the actual word "tonk").
- "God, I hate having to clean these showers. So many guys tonk themselves
silly after they've finished working out, some of them leave a right mess!".
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adjective: Tough, hard wearing, complex in build
Verb: To Tonk - to chase an objective in a highly energised and determined manner
Root: Tonka toys
Verb: Eg if one worked hard all day - I tonked it all day long, Eg (adj) Thats a tonk computer
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'Street' slang for muscular and built, usually used to describe people with large arms.
'Yo isn't Jaspreet Sidhu enormously hench?
'I think 'Tonk' is a much better word for it.
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When you have an outrageously large forehead and a really tiny head
Damn look at that girl over there she's kinda fine. I'd bang her if she wasn't a tonk.
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