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Born June 17th, 1967 in Washington State, Assumed the stage name "Dennis Michael" and performs as a comedy magician, inventor of magic effects, creative free thinker, artist and a downright entertaining person to invite to your party. Intelligent observer and caring husband and father. Avid fly fisherman and designer of fishing flys using unconventional materials.
Dennis Vander Houwen comedy magician
A mother fucker that doesnt care about your opinion short tempered will slap the shit out of you if on the wrong side of them. Vander woude is the type of person to knock you out then marry your mother then raise you. Also can be the nicest person you know. Also the best football player ever created by god himself.
"OMG is that one of the Vander Woudes?" "Holy shit yea it is dont look in his eyes and walk away slowly"
"Bro is that Vander Woude didnt he just knock out jeff? Why are they hugging now."
"Isnt Vander Woude just a knight in shining armour" "yea I wish he would sweep me off my feet and take me right here"
"bro hes my step dad"
Vander’s are usually short and not the best lookin.but can make up for it with a funny personality. They are smart and quite nerdy but will be one of the best friends you will ever have.
I wonder if Vander’s gay
Maybe
Vander is a really good friend and try very hard to make you happy. They're really fun to hang out with and has a very god sense of humor. They will flex anything and everything on you but somehow not in an annoying way. They are very good at drawing and suprisingly intelligent.They are nice and overall poggers.
the most amazing,smart,funny and is the prettiest boy i have ever met. he is the best man ever and he makes me so happy and i’m so happy he is here with me.
olivia: vander is the best person ever
kileigh: nah i am
The sexiest boy ever likes many girls and they like him back but don’t tell him
Oh vander is so sexy to bad I am to nervous to tell him
The best ship ever (victoria and xander)
Ella: DUDE DID YOU SEE XANDER AND VICTORIA?! I SHIP VANDER!!
Juliette: YES OTP