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ebay

The place where I keep 80% of my income!

Honey, I just bought Genuine Babe Ruth autographed Aluminum bat for $200.00!

by Doggy Fizzle June 4, 2003

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

An endless, nearly global electronic yard sale with every other word of advertising copy misspelled or misused; the best thing that ever happened to fatten and sustain the bottom lines of UPS and FedEx; but sometimes a great way to get what you want since junk commandeered the marketplace.

"Irregardless of price, this amazing (old electric fan, classic Harris Tweed jacket, tired old toaster, marvelous Advent loudspeaker, and so forth) can be liek new if you'll put in more effrot then I planned to when I buoght it off eBay last moth, and I only carge a small handlign fee (enough to pay my car insurance for next month) + shipping." Aaaargh.

by Potrzebie February 12, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

an online auction site where you can buy collectibles that were in ancient times bought at flea markets, garage sales, and thrift stores for next to nothing. Now they can be bought from any schmo in the world and shipped anywhere for lots of $$

Also used as a VERB

A: Jeepers, that Elvis ashtray you found in your grandmother's attic looks like it might be worth something, you should ebay it.
B: Ya, think? I've been ebaying a lot lately.
A: er, getta life <mrft>

by flippytale January 15, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

One of Saddam Hussein's late sons killed July 22, 2003 in a coalition operation on the town of Mosul, Iraq.

Doobie and Ebay Hussien were numbers 2 and 3 on the U. S. Central Command's list of the top 55 most wanted.

by Wigga July 23, 2003

33๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

42๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

An internet pawn shop

I found it on eBay...

by irish person March 22, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


ebay

A place on the net to go to when you have too mutch time and/or money.

i bought 6 dozzen glitter sticky hands on ebay.

by joe shmoe July 16, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž