Jumble a Bitch

Jumble a Bitch (v)- "You ever fuck a girl so good, that after you bust, you look over and she was out, you broke a bitch, that ladies and gentleman is what I call jumbling a bitch" - King K da Plug

History:
"Jumble a Bitch" was first started by King K da Plug whilst hanging with some females. Feeling that there were no fun ways to explain the act of fucking a girl real good, he decided to start "Jumble a Bitch". Soon after the creation of this term he released a SoundCloud song called "Jumble a Bitch".

MC Peaches - "How was your night with Bella?"
King K - "bruh it was lit... straight jumbled a bitch"

MC Peaches - "dayummmm, jumble a bitch!"

Mumble Jumble

Speaking without thought; talking like an un-educated person on a subject they know nothing about; giving an answer to a question that has no relevancy to the question; Sean's cousin Bob gave a Mumble Jumble answer (not Mumbo Jumbo Dr. Bob).

Bob gave a Mumble Jumble answer to Sean's simple question about a fishing trip.

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Man Jumble

The event of three or more men stood in a small group doing nothing useful.

Also see Man Tangle.

A shop manager sees three of his staff talking, and generally being completely useless and asks for them to split up. "Gentlemen, we seem to have formed a man jumble, could you please disperse?"

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Sallies Jumbled

Female equivalent of 'rustling your jimmies'. Since 'jimmies' may refer to testicles, 'sallies' refers to ovaries.

Kirsten's name was misspelled on her Starbucks White Mocha Double Frap with Skim and No Whip, and it got her sallies jumbled.

jumbly tummy

jum·bly tum·my
/ˈjəmblē ˈtəmē/

stomach troubles; when your tummy is all jumbly

Jumbly tummy: a stomach ache, typically motion sickness

Example:
(In car)
P1: oooooooh I’ve got the jumbly tummies!
P2 (mother): get the gravol!
End scene

Jumble Text

When one sends a text that is a mixture of unmeaningful letters and or numbers. It could be out of frustration, or to just be annoying.

SAM: hey how r u and talor doing ??
PAIGE: ajdhgisdgebsogfh
SAM: way to jumble text

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jumble caper

i got mad at the cheat
for screwin up the jumble caper
hope i dont see his name in the paper
in the obituaries
cause that would mean he is dead
the cheat is not dead
I'm so glad the cheat is not dead

No, the cheat, Im just interested in the jumbles, THE JUMBLES!

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