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pissed off. not happy or angry
'i told her i was checkin her old guy, she was screwing when i left!'
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a form of anger, not very happy
'when i got the bad news i was screwin'
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when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
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The act of drinking a beer while having sex. Usually performed from the doggystyle position and with the beer contained in a red solo cup.
Hold on man, you were driking a Natty Light WHILE you were hitting that? Oh yeah man, I was brewin while screwin.
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When the federal goverment decides to mess with you every chance they get, such as raising taxes, taking medicare, severely auditing you, etc.
Man! Whitey's been screwin me over ever since I got demoted to janitor yesterday.
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Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle
Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.