Sexual Satisfaction

When you and your partner both reach the "climax" at the same exact time. In other words, the guy releases and the girl has the orgasm at the same time.

Wow!!! Last night was epic!! My girl and I finished at the same time!! We had sexual satisfaction!!

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sick satisfaction

the feeling of pleasure at the sight of others' misfortune, especially when it either benefits you or highlights your good qualities

I get a sick satisfaction knowing that everyone in the class failed this test except for me

strut of satisfaction

The empowered walk from a blissful sexual encounter to home. For those less experienced and impressionable, this might be called the walk of shame. For those of us more mature and confident, we've renamed it to reflect our new attitude.

Txt from visiting friend: Ok, I'm headed home now. What a crazy night! Time for the walk of shame.

Reply txt: Whatever, girl! Sounds like you get the strut of satisfaction!

Satisfaction boner

When something that somebody says or does turns you on so much you get a boner

Wow the way that Clarissa woke me up gave me a satisfaction boner

demand satisfaction

When, after the act of poonery, the man takes off his condom, by the open end, then strikes the lady on both cheeks with one motion, while uttering the words "I demand satisfaction." Whereby The man challenges the woman to a repeated sexual duel.

For legal reasons, Demanding Satisfaction, should only be performed on an established sexual partner.

Man 1: that's fucked up, bro.
Man 2: dude, I demand satisfaction from Jocelyn, not for me, but to motivate her to walk again."

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self-satisfaction

Noun.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.

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Self-satisfaction

Noun
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.

Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.

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