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bad luck or an unlucky condition or event
Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet
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Intentionally transforming a desirable event into an undesirable event in the hopes that your bad luck will cause it to occur.
I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by sheer misfortunation, the waiter arrived a few seconds later.
Irish-English (Limerick)
Someone who is a loser, unlucky, socially clueless
He’s an awful misfortune of a lad.
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Combination of misfortune and unfortunate.
"I broke my clavicle playing hockey"
"Misfortunate!"
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When an attractive woman reaches menopause
I really wanted her to have my babies. Such a meno misfortune
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A little who deserved a better life but instead got kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the whole time.
Person 1: Have you heard of Little Misfortune?
Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a better life.
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Two definitions: (1)a bad piece of news or (2) a batch of cookies that turn out burnt, dry or bad tasting
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that Camille brought to the picnic? Bleck!"