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Shane is the most amazing man you will ever meet. When I met him, I knew he was going to be a significant person in my life. I think most people feel that way. The first time I saw his face, I thought I saw god. I was left speechless. He was the person I was looking for my whole life and I didn't even know I was looking for anyone. I'll never forget him, his smile or the moments I've shared with him. I've learned so much from this man. My whole world view has been altered for the better since I met him. He made me think in ways I never thought possible. He is the most honest man I have ever known and that is a true rarity. He is the overall best looking guy you will ever meet. The words "sexy beast" just don't cut it. Women want him and men want to be him. He's better looking than Johnny Depp and charm oozes out of every pore in his body. F*** it. Words just can't describe this man. He reminds me of everything and everything reminds me of him. Just thinking about Shane gives me the butterflies.. like your first day of school.. or your first date.. your first kiss.. or the first time you have sex..he's like when the sun inspires you to wake up and dance with your hands in the air, praising life and the awareness that lets you experience it from your point of view...he is pure ecstasy.. pure sunlight... the life that fills your bones...he is the most amazing ride you will ever find yourself on... the most beautiful experience that will ever come your way.
What just happened?
Shane just happened.
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The act of (knowingly or unknowingly) screwing someone over.
Tim: I wanted a good house but I got shaned and got a crappy one.
Bob: Word
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A word derived from a Greek "San" one of three of the modern day symbols considered obsolete in the Greek language. The name was given to the children of those who were considered "criminally genius". Also considered to be one of the few names that can effect the owner's personality over their lifetime in a aesthetically pleasing but deeply malicious way. Perceived by the Romans to be the only name "combining good and evil to create balance and perfection."
"Shane... it flows off the tongue like silk."
"When you scream "Shane!" it vibrates your body right down the middle... wow try it."
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The single most amazing kid you will ever met. He is very funny and sweet. And I wish he was mine. He can always make you smile, and falls very easily for girls. Take him if you get the chance, because you will miss him if you don't. I love you Shane.
SHANE IS MY BESTFRIEND! :)
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Shane: A way of saying wanna share my penis?
Shanes have the biggest cocks in history.period.
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Shane:a guy with a heart,doesn't always know what to say ;) is hot and sexy charmer,kinda guy who will invent botox or something real rad,he is smooooooooooooth not in a creepy way,young,fresh,a baller,a player,in the rite way,can save the day,if a pot burns,he knows wat to do and how to score! knows his homeboys and stands up for ppls everywhere anywhere anytime. anybody would be lucky to have a shane in their lives,shanes can save the day,cook,clean do what the rest of the world can do but more,a shanes never go around bein a total std and can be the cutest lil retards for real once you fall in love with a shane that is it fo real do not break a shanes heart or i will COME BACK. GET THE FUCK on urbandictionary and cuss and shoot you out into outerspace.foeva!
Jamie: z0mg! shane has the biggest penis in the world!!!
Lucy: i fucked him last nite..i had to get in a wheelchair afterwards he is soooooooo big.
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