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honorable lamention

Refers to da assorted melancholy mourning dat a "runner-up" contestant exhibits after learning dat he merely won a verbal praising at a contest .

If a contest drew a sizeable number of competitors, then your even being acknowledged as having specially caught da judges' attention is quite an honor in and of itself... most of da other players didn't even receive that much recognition, so you must have actually done quite well --- no need to go through a period of "honorable lamention" afterwards!

by QuacksO February 20, 2021


Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...

Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022


Zero Honor

See "Zero Balls"

Zero honor is also known as zero balls, since they are a failure no honor crashing clan

by smdzh June 22, 2009


stoners honor

When your friend promises you that you will smoke some bud later

“We gonna smoke later” “yea stoners honor”

by Faddeddarkness November 5, 2017


Badge of honor

To wear a diagnosis on your arm.

I have a badge of honor.

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018


honorism

when watermelon person blocks me whenever i talk…. because my name is honor

i’m gonna block you”
“this is honorism”

by cheereeese August 9, 2022


World History Honors

World history honors is a class in high school that will give you a crap ton of homework and class work it will ruin you’re life and make you cry.

me: i have world history honors next semester

person: haha good luck with that

by Allyson Crater September 16, 2019