Noun: a meaningless term applied to State Standardized testing; generally used to make politicians sound important.
State Senator: Wow, the only student who can't read is the one who never showed up to class all year! We need more accountability for the teachers that did not track that child down and force them to learn.
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the disease that is making the world incredibly dull.
The accountant made all of the cute little puppys cry.
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The chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. Enticed to this career solely by the prospect of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of finance, a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.
Nobody is ever "passionate" about accounting. Anybody who says that he or she is passionate is basically a fucking goddamn bullshitting liar.
Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.
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A nerdy person who counts things and is often the hero in dumb action movies.
Sam, can you crack the code?
No? Then I'll call THE ACCOUNTANT!
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An account in a large hat is stalking me
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Accepting that you are responsible for your actions, and not blaming racism for your own problems.
Jacob Blake should take accountability for the actions he took which led to him being shot.
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