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Another word for “assortment”
“Wow, you have an assortion of towels.”
A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party
Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol
Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
When someone makes you question your sexuality, because they are very attractive (or disgusting.)
"Damn, he's so fine, I'm feeling like I could be straight just for tonight... What a sexual assorter!"
"Bro after being with her for so long, I don't think I can be with another woman again... She's just sexually assorted me."
" I think I just turned those straight guys bi, put me down for two years for sexual assort."
Making a desperate snack run to the fridge and grabbing a random selection of food items that do not go together at all.
"Just got myself cake, salmon and ice cream. Its a dirty assortment"
A group of beautiful women. (A variety pack) Females of different natural hair colors, skin tones, races or socioeconomic backgrounds etc. Engaged in a singular activity. Walking, wine tasting, shopping, a spa day, or making sex. et al
I saw some assorted cookies at the park.
Refers to the variety of female posterior-types that a majority of horny studs like to have access to... small tight firm round derrieres for spanking and lap-sitting, large floppy jiggly heinies for deeper more satisfying kneading and squeezing, flatter and more massageable buns for simple rubbing and caressing, and so on.
Some dudes choose to stick with one type of butt-cheeks for all of their squeezing/spanking/humping needs, but as for me, I prefer more of an ASSortment.