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aural dyslexia

A momentary fugue characterized by a lapse of comprehension in verbal communication in a language the listener is normally fluent in. The individual words may be understood, but somehow they fail to coalesce in meaning.

Sometimes this occurs from a statement made completely out of context, but it can also spontaneously arise from an otherwise clear flow of conversation.

"Don't make her laugh, though. You won't like the sound of it."
"...what?"
"repeats verbatim"
"Don't repeat it, rephrase it! I'm having aural dyslexia."

by enkephalin07 November 27, 2015


Aural Sex

when someone shoves their dick in your ear

We had aural sex

by Surds December 10, 2017


aural sex

phone sex

self-explanatory

by Gay Boy Toy July 26, 2003

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aural asphyxiation

When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.

Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.

by Semiuseful Magazine November 6, 2008

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aural sex

"Sex" where the auras of two people connect in an erotic or sexual way.

Also, a way for hairy, dread-locked hippies to pretend they are actually getting it on.

Wow, my energy field sure got off thanks to aural sex!

by pat the belgian January 11, 2005

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aural oral

The act of enhancing oral sex on a man by creating an audible sensation on his testicles. This is done by wrapping his testicles with headphones and cranking Philip Glass while he receives oral sex.

She got on her knees and gave me aural oral. It was fuckin crazy! That Philip Glass is da MAN!

by berock March 14, 2010

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Aural Cunt Punt

An audio-based form of orgasm induction of godly proportion, or possibly made by god himself. This rare occurrence is usually crafted by an elite squad of John Zorn wannabes, whom during a live performance create such a powerful masturbatory (see: wanker) avant-garde mayhem that it proceeds to aurally "cunt punt" any near-by fangirl into a sexually-charged screaming frenzy.

Last night I went with my best mate to be aural cunt punted by a band performing in nothing but patched Ramones underwear and Hello Kitty masks; it seemed like everyone there knew the bassist (and I mean EVERYONE), but nobody knew much of anything about the rest of the band; particularly the xylophonist, who appeared to not be there at all most of the time and was instead an absence of air lifting mallets.

by Gigi & Key January 20, 2009

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