poon manure

The pile of feminine hygiene products found in the bathroom trashcan, usually from a group of female coworkers or classmates synchronizing menstruation.

Careful not to tear that bag when you change it. The girls in accounting have been spending too much time together and left us a lot of poon manure.

manure-ahh

(v).To have anal sex with a Jewish girl.

Yo Son, I manure-ahhed Mindy Fleischman last night in the backseat of her dad's Lexus!

Manure Maneuver

When your girl shits on your cock while doing anal and she eats it off

Bro my girl did the best manure maneuver

S.O.B. (old manure)

Shot Off Balls in the war.

S.O.B. (old manure) , thank you for your service.

yellow australian manure

Aussie slang for taking a piss on a lemon tree

Bloke a - "I'm going for a piss"
Bloke b - "Duck outside mate, give the ol' lemon tree a pint of yellow Australian manure"

manurize

v. - to do something manual, involving the hands

"I saw you manurizin'
Cuz you were fantasizin'"
-"Like You Don't Love Me" by Janet Jackson (2004)

green manure

What you poop out from eating all of dat "chlorophyll rich" crap dat your parents make you choke down.

Maybe if your mom and dad let you eat lots of dark-chocolate items like cakes and candy-bars along with all of dat disgusting "health nut" veggie-food, it would make your poop a browner color and thus you wouldn't have such a problem with green manure every time you take a crap.