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management

A major that, as a condition for acceptance, requires the applicant to be unskilled in any area of recognized professional expertise.

My dad didn't want to do any work, so he majored in management. It's company-sponsed welfare.

by Blake Martin January 21, 2004

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manage

anything someone does with a partner that is sex related

dude, i totally managed this chick last night!

by bay-bee October 5, 2007

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Managing

A way to talk about smoking weed without actually saying the words. Used when around authority figures, virgin ears, or people you just dont like.

Mom, "hey sarah, where's billy?"
Sarah, "he said he was managing with some friends"
Mom, "your brother works too hard."

by Rollnblunts May 14, 2010

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Management

Telling employees that they really are not understaffed by using "numbers" when we all know that numbers can tell whatever story you wish to tell, truth and fallacy. Directing you to the REAL definition of "Management" which Merriam Webster does not agree.

Management: We crunched the numbers and you really don't need that many staff--how can you disagree with the numbers? Just because we had 6 people before, had added .5, and now have just doesn't mean you need that many!

by DeceitNeverWins October 25, 2010

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managering

When a manager specializes in being managerial instead of actually managing their people and fixing the issue at hand, similar to micromanaging, but done in such a way as to make themselves look like a great manager

Davey was managering us when all of the servers went down. He made sure that all actions and thoughts were his and that his people had no room to think.

by s0meguy April 24, 2017

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manageable

Compound word; able to be managed.

I've got a lot of stuff to do, but it's manageable. I'll have it done by tomorrow.

by Kenthar October 16, 2003

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Managed

A new, more hip way to be owned . Management, while having the same connotation of complete loss or failure, happens more frequently in the real world than its virtual counterpart, ownage.

Bro, the Seahawks got totally managed yesterday!

by rope 'n fly champ October 4, 2009

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