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The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
An excuse used by a gamer when he/she has been beaten in a game by a PC or an NPC.
Examples of Gamer Excuses include:
(1)Matt: Wow, you died.
Frank: Well because you're talking to me!
(2)Mike: I have beaten you five times in a row.
Al: That's because this controller is broken!
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When someone is such a sore loser, they start whipping out one excuse after another. Sadly, one excuse barely ends before the next one begins.
"That wasn't fair! Something's wrong with my controller! You're playing with the character I wanted!"
"Ok, I get it! You don't need to keep Whip'n Excuses."
Term for someone who agrees to attend some sort of social occasion and backs out for some lame reason.
Luke: You coming to that party tonight man?
Robert: Nah man, gotta stay home and get baked.
Luke: What an excuse-douche.
A simple reaction that describes only question and disgust.
(Warning there were real quotes)
“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”
“Excuse the fuck”
“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”
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A phrase meaning either:
1. "You are in the general vicinity of where I wish to travel, so get the HELL out of the way before I knock you over."
2. "I don't really care what you're doing at this moment, but I demand you pay attention to me."
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the two.
1.Person1: "Excuse me."
Person2: "Yes?"
*dead, confused silence*
2.Person3: "Excuse me."
*Person4 moves out of the way*
Person3: Uh?
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