strict machine

A device used to stimulate the inner chi

Some people use a strict machine after a hard day at work.

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strict-9

Uncomplimentary term that is muttered by resentful residents/visitors of nursing homes where they feel that the establishment’s “rules ‘n’ regulations” are so overzealously enforced/adhered to, unnecessarily dictatorial, etc., that it makes everyone feel as if they are actually being poisoned by the rules. The expression derives from the “top nine” most notorious rules that --- due to the rules’ restricting/forbidding “totally harmless” actions that really would not bother anything if all parties involved practice moderation and maintain appropriate/responsible behavior --- cause needless difficulties and stifled feelings among the residents and their friends/family members who come to see them.

The “strict-9” at many of the snooty “big-city” nursing homes:
(1) No visitors before 9 A.M. or after 10 P.M.
(2) No visitor is permitted to stay overnight with a resident, even if said visitor is a quiet responsible adult family member or trusted friend with a 100% clean criminal record.
(3) No visitors may use the facility’s parking lots to sleep in their cars overnight, even if it’s just for one night, if said visitors are totally quiet and responsible, and if the parking lot is otherwise empty/unused all night.
(4) No visitors are permitted to take showers, brush teeth, or otherwise make use of a resident’s washroom except to merely “answer a call of nature”, even if the resident does not mind, and if the visitor would be neat and expedient about using said washroom.
(5) No resident may leave the facility grounds unless accompanied by a staffperson, even if said resident is in the company of an immediate family member or trusted friend.
(6) No resident may be left unattended outside of the facility building, even if it’s just for a moment to allow a visitor to go use the restroom or retrieve something from his car.
(7) No resident is permitted pets of any kind, even “quiet” and “tidy” creatures such as tropical fish or small birds.
(8) All residents must have their meals in the cafeteria; eating meals in rooms is forbidden.
(9) Sharing/exchanging food with your “cafeteria neighbors” is prohibited, even if said food would otherwise just be thrown away and wasted.

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strict asian parents

totally insane.

1. "Get an A grade or else you ganna be screw up!" by strict asian parents.

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Pete Strict's candy

Discipline, usually harsh. Originating in Appalachian slang.

"If you don't behave you'll get Pete Strict's candy for sure."

Strict Fatherly Figure

He is everyones loveable father, everyone is his child, he runs the cult which is called "The Church of Dad"

Child "Have you heard of Strict Fatherly Figure"

Stranger "No?"

Child "Hes your father"

Stranger "Okay"

leniently strict

A word for describing strict, but not strict, people.

My parents are “leniently strict”.

strict

No matter what image somebody is going for, getting to do anything you wanted to without getting disciplined for it isn't a strict childhood.

The bubbly girl bullied people because she had too little discipline as a kid, not too much. She thought calling her childhood strict would make her sound tough instead of the soft, nerdy kid that she really was.