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This is cross between mommy and porn. Specifically related to books.
For example, "50 Shades of Gray" is considered mommy-porn hence the word morn. It has a double meaning. It's kind of sad that mommies read this, but it's not spelled like "mourn" as in mourning. It's "morn" to make it funny.
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Dude look at that guy in the tight pants, he must be a facking morning.
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The Morning load is known across the world. It simple means men releasing their semen built up overnight by jerking off and cumming in the morning. When men wake up in the morning, there is process. We first need to urinate but after that, we touch our cocks/dicks/penis/boner/prick/etc until we get an erection & wank until we blast our cum!!! Most of the time, porn is involved! Watching whores take cock in all holes until we bust our morning load. Our semen/ jizz/ cum/spunk/baby batter.
Tom woke up and starting touching his hard cock until he shot his morning load.
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The ahhhh-mazing way to start your day: emptying your bowels into the toilet right when you wake up in the morning
That was one epic morning dump I took today when I woke up
When you're shaving in the morning and leave a little Hitler moustache before taking that part off as well, just to see what it looks like on you.
"I tried the Morning Hitler today. Too bad one guy ruined it for the rest of us."
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