Top 5, either a good top 5 or bad top 5. Depends on the tone of voice.
Bro that’s wif!
Bro your in my wif!
Yes lets go! That’s wif!
two seggsy people that are married and have an entire photo album dedicated to eachother
“omg are you guys wifs bc you are both so hot”
“yes we are”
An immediate score on a kickoff, drop, or scrum.
As soon as the game started they got wiffed on the waff.
What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.
Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.
First you have to FIF THE WIF how you FIF THE WIF is quite easy, you have to have your arms and legs in a hoodie and waddle around. Then to WIF THE FIF you have you go up to another FIFER and WIF their crotch.
After you WIF the crotch of the FIFER you have to do the sacred ritual to WIF THE CLIF how you do this is you have to jump off the cliff and beelieve you can fly
Now after you WIF THE CLIF you have to WIF THE DIF how you WIF THE DIF IS bit harder than FIFING THE WIF
To WIF THE DIF you have to die after you fail at WIFING THE CLIF you, you soon learned you did not BEElieve hard enough......
Ok after you realized you didn't BEElieve hard enough you turn into THE PIFER after you die you get reincarnated into a magical singing dragon named PIF
now you have BIF THE FIF you have to find another FIFER after you turned into a PIFER and BIF the FIFER to do this you bright (bite) the FIFER
After you BIF THE FIF the FIFER should bite you if not then you lucky... When you die from the FIFER that is called NIF THE FIF that's dieing of a FIFER