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A viscous deposit or remnant of sexual fluid or fluids on the lips. For example, a hot rope of man jizz laid across the lips. Also, an amalgam of booty juice from eating ass my result in a lip curd.
Rachel used her own panties to wipe the lip curd I roped all over her mouth.
I ate a dude’s ass last night and well......he wasn’t too clean. I got a stanky lip curd.
The opposite of Curb Appeal, used to reference a poor decorating decision or visible renovation that has their neighbors furious and screaming over the loss of their own property value.
Can also be used for a person that is trying too hard to look pretty even though everyone knows they have acne scars.
a: "Did those a-holes next door actually think a bathtub would make a good flower planter in the front yard?. Nice curd appeal, jerks."
b: "Man, she's got some curd appeal goin' on under those six layers of covergirl."
The white/brown stain left on cushions from someone with a swamp ass. Similar to skid marks. May be caused by excessive farting.
Wow, my chair has a big swamp curd stain.
dick cheese, except for people with vaginas
Don’t forget to clean your vagina to avoid getting coochie curds!
The curdled or crusty substance found when picking up a males large breast. It carries a rotten odor similar to those of a bottled Hershey's squirt. When picked, it can be put in salads in replacement of croutons.
Yo bro, pick up your man tit so i can get a whiff of your Schloob Curds.
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Little balls of poop caught in the taint hair by failure to properly and completely wipe after defecating.
An hour after taking a dump, Jeremy noticed something kept pulling at his taint while walking. Upon inspection, Jeremy noticed several "taint curds" dried and packed into his taint hair.
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