curd

A curd is someone who is both a cunt and a turd.

Sally is such a curd.

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curd

Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.
WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!

When I decided I was through with her ass, Mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet.
alt.; Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet...

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curd

an individual that is more boring than bean curd

I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd.

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Curding

When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.

Guy: How you doing today son?
Son: Doing good, doing good...

Curding

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curds

what little miss muffet ate

"eating her CURDS and whey"

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Curd

Slang word for marijuana

Y'all Niggas got curd?

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curded

A really bad shit.
A number 5.

You curded all over my bathroom !?

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