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living daylights,smashing the granny
see that chick there,look at her,mmmmm id smash the fucking granny out that lou i tell ya..
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a woman who coughs crazily and says "Sam. emma. and the other little girl. get upstairs for half an hour."
hey thats a granny eating chips
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Something old, outdated, or old fashioned. It can be used to describe a person, thing, action or idea.
You see your friend using a non-cordless phone, or a very old piece of technology. You would say :
"Dude, that's so granny." Or "You're such a granny."
Your mom tells you not to kiss on the first date: You go:
"Mom, that is so granny."
Your dad tell you to return the CD you bought because it had a couple harsh lyrics. You say:
" Dad, dont be such a granny."
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Another way of saying grandma/grandmother. The old woman who lives wif you and the only good thing comming out of her was your mum... and up until now you still can't figure out if that was a good thing or not...
Shut up grandma i heard you the first time.
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Name of a butt-ugly country hick woman who resembles a gay man (see bear). Voice sounds like a cat being killed with extreme prejudice. Sells herself as a prostitute-amazingly, men will actually pay for an "encounter" with her.
Granny's son got her grits one day...luckily he was gay!
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A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.
Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”