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Despite how skinny he is, Timmy sure has quite the burrito.
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when a white girl has sex with her mexican lover.
white on the outside, brown on the inside ;
Oh wow chickita you are such a burrito...
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A substance who's nonexistence would cause suicide on a global scale
Carl: Dude, I want a burrito.
Sean: Yeah man if I go another week without one I'd kill myself
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Someone that has a bunch of feelings wrapped all at once.
People are Burritos when something doesn't go their way.
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Burritoing occurs when two people are laying in bed and one spontaneously jumps on the other, tossing and spinning aggressively. Sheets and blankets can be involved to complete the burrito effect, wrapping the other person in a bed burrito.
The burrito can happen at any time and is most effective when unexpected. Burritoing is a sign of deep affection, love and extreme sexual attraction.
Fear my Burrito, Vat!!! We were watching Cobra Kai, so it was the perfect time to get you with my burrito.
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You can mix beans, cheese and/or beef, wrap it in a custom tortilla just right, and you have it. Don't hang around in a public place after eating one, it is gassy as hell.
I ate a burrito and farted at the cinema. I was kicked out :(
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