The smart one among a group of idiots.
The one-eyed king is teaching them to boil water
A gapping hole into the abyss of shit.
Aka: # 1️⃣👁⭐️🐠
The one eyed starfish was on the secret menu.
Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)
...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)