When your pissing and you still have more piss to piss, but then you fart and the pressure is released so you cant piss anymore
Damn bro, my massive piss was just ruined by a piss fart
So ugly it reminds you of piss. Could also refer to how they smell with the small of piss
Bob: Oh dude Stephanie is kinda hot
Jorge: Nah dude she's piss-ugly
Bob: You gay?
bullshitting/overreacting to everything
Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.
"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"
When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test
I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.
Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking
Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc
Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”
Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”