18

The legal minimal age at wich a girl (or boy for the sick fags out there) to be fucked or shone on porn sites.

girl: Lets Fuck!!!!
boy: Are you old enough?
girl: Ya! I just turned 18 yesterday!
-------------------1 WEEK LATER-----------------------------
girl: FUCK!!!!!!
boy: what happened?
girl : I'M PREGNANT!!!!
boy: THAT AIN'T MINE BITCH!
--------------boy moves to Alaska-------------------------

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18

the best age of a friend so they can buy u ciggarettes when your too young

i wish i had more friends that are over 18 so i could have more ciggarettes

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6/18/18

National XXXTENTACION appreciation day

Today is 6/18/18, which is national Xxxtentacion day

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18

The age where you can legally fuck, smoke, gamble, buy porn, and be tried as an adult.

I fucked, smoked, gambled, and bought porn before and I'm only 17 now. Also I've been sent to jail because I broke the age of consent, while high and with porno around the room (the irony is overwhelming, yes), and someone fucked with my birth certificate when I was in court so I was sent to prison, not juvie, at 16 years of age, not 18+ years of age. True story.

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18

The age where people finally start to see you as a god damn human being with rights

activist: Women should be given the right to vote
17 year old: I want to be able to vote too
activist: Fuck off minor, only people 18 and older are allowed to vote

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18

The age life truly begins at

Woohoo im 18! Now I can finally go out and get me some porno videos and a pack of cigarettes!

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18

the age you are considered adult AND can buy alcohol if you live in europe >:)

John:Hey Mike i heard you turned 18 today
Mike:Yeah
John:Happy first legally purchased beer

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