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When someone is correct or tells the truth
Wow Lauren and Nadia are like, always right
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If you were a lady who claimed to have issues with a guy …
Obviously …
Each day as you walk out your house ..
The choice
Left and left again
Right and right again … (always)
Leads to the same place .. the difference maybe 30 metres … the destination the road to cross to get to the school
Left peace and tranquility ..
Right … straight past the guys house who is said issue …
Obviously you would pause and look in directly if there was a spot you could attempt to do that on the way back … but like not to inflame a situation or anything ..
..
You wouldn’t want to avoid this .. Especially as you know his kid heads off to school same time or you may get to accidentally like meet him in the street … shock horror ..
It’s his fault .. again .. like yesterday he made me turn right and right again obvs ..
…
If you were a sket …. Yep deffo this one ….
Creating shit and playing a victim … Proof being she brings hubby once a week to show how she expertly manipulates him with crocodile tears and to publicly display how foolish he is to not read between lines ..
(lol maybe all guys do this ;)…. )
Real classy ladies do this obviously ..
To show their class …
And prove I am the issue
Case closed your honour …
This is not Twinnie btw or in reference to her
She’s like different ..
In a good way … err I think … she has a soul … and a heart …. Radiates on a good day allegedly…
Maybe that’s why the sket is jealous of twinnie .. like the rest and cause she reads this and pretends not to gets called a sket
Oh no actually that was earned filming me in my garden unawares …
Cause like
That is the Right thing to do surely…
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Something you say to agree with someone, even though you have no idea what you're talking about.
Someone: "So is this the correct way to do this?"
MB: " Well it may be, it's a good guess"
Someone: "Okay so like this then?"
MB: Right
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Something government officials ignore whenever they are inconvenient.
Billy thought he had a right to free speech until he was dumb enough to actually try it.
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The act of not being wrong.
Also known as Alex.
You are so right!
You are so Alex!
Something Karens always think they are.
Girl: "My dog was not trying to kill you, he was taking shit!"
Karen: "That thing was pointing a gun at me! I'm calling the police."
Girl: "You are so-"
Karen: "I AM ALWAYS RIGHT."
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A direction used to confuse people (you’ll understand when you read the sentence below)
Richard (driving a car): so do I turn left?
Frank: right
Richard: ok
Richard *turns right*
Frank: Richard, what are you doing? You were supposed to turn left!
Richard: no, you said right
Frank: no, I meant like you’re right
Richard: well why didn’t you say correct?
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