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Youโ€ I like adsโ€
Meโ€WWWWWRRRRRRYYYYYYY!โ€

by codenamedoIphin November 18, 2020

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ADS

Absolute Dick Syndrome.

A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and common sense.

Symptoms include:
Treating women badly
Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes
Cockiness
Lots of references to size of his and others penises

And behaving like he believes that he is king of the world and gods gift to women.

WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.

Sarah: What the hell is wrong with Matt
Jane: He's got ADS

Sam to friends: I screwed her so hard she's walking strange!
Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious case of ADS

by Ne195b December 11, 2011

42๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


ads

What ruins the Internet. This is why people have graced us with AdBlock Plus.
Basically,ads are the bane of our existance.

20 FREAKING CLASH OF CLANS ADS IN A ROW *flips table*

by Pitchy April 8, 2015

11๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


AD

Short for the too short-lived show Arrested Development formerly on Fox.

Did you see the scene on AD last night when Tobias was dressed as a giant mole attacking a small model city and George Michael showed up with the jetpack? That was classic.

by tacostacos November 22, 2005

117๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


aded

ADED: abbreviation of "all day, every day"

My myspace name is Samantha - ADED.

by asdjklahdhuiadw July 23, 2006

42๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adness

Adness is defined as advertising that generates a negative reaction from the very people itโ€™s trying to persuade. The broken social contract between advertisers and consumers is the root of all adness.

Examples of adness include advertisements that violate the social contract by blocking content, invading personal spaces, employing shocking or deceptive tactics to get attention, using โ€œadspeakโ€ instead of conversational language and delivering inappropriate messages at an unsuitable time. The term was coined by Carton Donofrio Partners in 2010. In an effort to take a stand against adness, the Baltimore agency launched www.StopTheAdness.org to inspire change within the advertising industry.

Boy: Ugh, this pop up ad overtook my screen.
Girl: Annoying. That's adness.

Boy: I hate these tampon ads that air during football games.
Girl: Ha. That's adness.

by Cultured_81 April 15, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


adely

An amazing friend who will never let you down she has a big forehead but a big heart as well. She'll be by your side to support you no matter what

That girl is an adely.

by H.myst July 14, 2017

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž