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When a chick is fix’n her thighs for you to wrap your arms around them and go to town
I was at shorty’s crib last night to Netflix and chill, she started tugging at her panties while leaning back. I knew she was trying to order an edible arrangement; I didn’t even get a chance to skip the intro.
Da spot near your hunting/fishing camp where you and your sportsman-buddies collectively decide to build da outhouse. Da way dat you determine said construction-site is by first allowing each of your pals to "vote" by "draining his radiator" at whatever spot dat he'd like da best, and then afterwards choosing da area wif da biggest wet patch.
Da problem wif choosing a pee-arranged location for your outhouse is dat at least one or two of your macho companions will likely "cheat" in their "voting" by either downing extra Bud Lights beforehand to make demselves take bigger whizzes, or by simply dumping their beer directly on their own personal favorite spots, thus messing up da actual size of each wet area, which of course were supposed to indicate how MANY guys had urinated there, not how MUCH "golden shower" had been deposited at each spot.
marriage of a wife and husband by parents
I hate getting into an arrange marriage
A phrase that one may use in order to gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals.
"Hey! I feel like we have a connection and I would love to arrange a meeting with you soon."
A girlfriend that tries to organize all of your stuff every time she comes over.
Hey Glades, I can't seem to find shit in your apartment. Your arrange-a-tang must have been here recently.