birch hook

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

birch trees

The worst kind of tree to ever exist. The Cheese Army will not accept birch trees. They must burn for the cheese god.

You suck, you're worse than birch trees.

Birch Trail

An all girls camp located in Minong, Wisconsin: population 521. It's definitely the best place to spend your summer! There are many fun traditions at Birch Trail, such as Biffer (crazy game of tag with flour and whipped cream), Pandemonium (1st session color war), TIAD (2nd session color war) and Kangaroo Kourt (people are found guilty or innocent for funny things done throughout the summer). Their philosophy is "color your days bright."

I love Birch Trail!

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birch branch

A penis. Birch branch is another word for the male genitals due to its shape.

If I felt this person's crotch area, would I find a birch branch?

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Judd Birch

The older brother and of the main character on the TV show “Big Mouth” he’s the hottest character alive. He walked so those fucking e-boys could run.

Boy: I was watching Big Mouth and Judd Birch came onto the screen and I literally almost jizzed in my pants right then and there

birch burner

A black girl who only fucks white guys.

Tyrone: Ay ya think Shaniqa will go out with me?
Jamal: No, she's a total birch burner.

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Thora Birch-in'

Slanted, leaning.

Named for the actress in "American Beauty", and referring to the topless scene featuring her off-kilter nipples.

"You want to straighten that picture? It's kind of Thora Birch-in'."

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