The Curve

"The Curve" is an alternative method of asexual reproduction, consisting of a hermaphroditic individual inserting his/her penis into his/her own vagina. It's called "The Curve", because of the distinctive shape the penis makes as it's inserted. "The Curve" refers to the act; it can be expressed as a verb with "Curving".

(Verb) "Well Billie, I have both the gun, and the holster, so I'll let you choose. What do you want to do?" "Honestly Sam, I'm content just sitting here and watching you curve yourself."

(Noun) "Wow, she's hot." "If you say so, but it looks to me like she's got The Curve going on."

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Curve

Shoegaze group formed in the early 90s that released several CDs into the early 2000s. The group's sound is often noticed with heavy electronic beats, distorted guitars, and a distinct female voice.

Often credited with being an influence to the 90s alternative group Garbage.

Curve released six CDs over fourteen years.

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Curve

The attractive shape of a woman's body.

Her awesome curve reminds me of the hills in Italy.

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The Curve

The curve on a baseball cap. Without the cruve, earth will fall. The Curve of The Red Hat of Dan controls the world, do NOT anger the curve.

Also see: The Red Hat

Dan: Noooo not the curve!!
Eric: A curve on a mans hat is like a mans penis
Jeff: Ok whoever compairs their curve to their penis is fucking siick

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Curves

Possibly the only feature on a woman's body a man can give a rat's ass about.

"Man, that bitch has curves!!!1!!!"

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Curve

An erroneously assumed term for rejecting someone but is completely an eggcorn.

The correct term is curb.

“Hey you need to curb your enthusiasm”
“He kicked her to the curb/curbed her”
“Her ass has a nice curve”
“She drove around the Curve in the road”

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curved

Bisexual. Partway between straight and bent lies that curve. Not straight, not bent, curved.

"Are you straight?"
"Nup."
"Oh, are you bent then?"
"Nope, curved. Bi. Sraight as a rainbow."

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