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A old towel that has been used many times by old women at a retirement house and has evidence of mold forming on it.
Dont throw that expired cuntrag on my face!!!
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When you hold in a shit all day and it hardens to the point of looking and smelling expired.
Ive held in this shit all day and now it has finally become an expired shit.
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Going out on a date for the sole purpose of breaking up with someone.
“I was blindsided - when he took me out I had no idea that it would be an expiration date!”
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When you haven’t cummed in a long ass time and you finally cum.
His expired cum make me feel sick after I swallowed it.
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a homeless smelly woman, who got caught in a hot car and died
yo, it smells like expired coochie
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something that is not printed on people
timmy:dude I got a tattoo of my expiration date
jimmy:*crying* I don't want you to die
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when someone goes to the refrigerator, chugs the last bit of milk only to realize the milk has expired...
Phill raced his younger brother to the fridge so he could chug the last bit of milk...only to realize it was expired and sour... his younger brother said dude i am glad you took the expired chug and not me.
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