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Clock Glancing

The act of repeatedly looking at the clock to see how much more time is left for an event or something of that nature to end.

During school, when someone is going insane with boredom, they keep clock glancing.

by imaglancer February 21, 2011


Festive Glance

Deep snog with in-panties feel-up

William and Kate have been filmed sharing a festive glance with one another as Ellie Goulding sang at the royal Christmas carol concert at Westminster Abbey

by Marquess of Landsdowne December 20, 2021


Free-glance

when you look at someone for less than 5 seconds it is called a free glance

Amina's tits were hanging out so I free-glanced at them.

by Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhey August 6, 2015


shadow glance

Checking out another person while with your significant other.

I just saw you shadow glance that girl with the shorts on.

by Kissy01 April 8, 2021


Google glance

When you use the first result in a google search as fact.

At a google glance republicans are right!

I google glanced it and it looks like you're correct.

According to a google glance you're wrong.

by EvilDans January 4, 2019


Fartive glance

Often confused with a furtive glance the fartive glance is one of a more guilty standpoint. After one "cuts the cheese" in a public space, there is often a look on the face of the cheese cutter of embarrassment, as they look around to make sure no one heard/ smelt the passing of gas. The fartive glance can also be a glance of pride, if the cheese cutter is particularly pleased with how he or she cut his or her piece of cheese.

During the staff meeting, after the advertising department went out for enchiladas, Bob was significantly bloated. As the dean of the school was presenting his power point, an enormous fart cut him off mid sentence. Everyone looked around the room and immediately noticed the fartive glance on Bob's face.

by chattyandfunny December 3, 2010

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Proud Papa Glance

When you're done taking a dump and you stand and turn around to admire your mudbaby. Dismay is a common reaction, as some may spot peanuts, corn, or other bits of partially digested foods, yet they are certain that they hadn't eaten such things recently.

Tommy's kinda upset today. This morning, as he engaged in a Proud Papa Glance, he saw that it was riddled with peanuts, but he's allergic and can't eat peanuts! Leads him to believe he's not the real father of that turd.

by 6-Pack Jack July 26, 2011

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