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Selenas come in several varieties. The nice ones and the ones who wear tomato sweatshirts. Those are dingdongs.
Selena is a ding dong.
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Smelling of shit, discust. Probably has a black vagina.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you really fuck Selena last night?!?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, her vagina was totally stinky and black"
Guy 1: "Dayyyuumm"
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Selena is the type of kid to lock herself in her room and watch a bunch of PewDiePie videos because her sister absolutely hates her. She has no life as well because she only likes to watch vines and the occasional normal video. Selena also likes art but she’s very bad at it, and says the vine “I’m gay” a lot, which is a tad concerning.
Person 1: do you know anyone who can draw a portrait of my house for my living room?
Person 2: idk but just don’t ask Selena
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Stupid ass narcissistic bitch. Thinks she's the best but is actually shit at everything. Has literally no brows and looks like a roasted turkey. Gross. A pussy ass whore with no personality or sense of humour. Showers approximately every 8 days. Nasty AF 🤢. The human version of period cramps.
Person A: Omg, is that Selena??
Person B: Yeah, she's so disgusting.
Person A: Y'all smell that?
Person B: The stench of narcissism and self-absorption.
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definition of beauty grace and kindness
selena is such a godess ! she be da bestttt
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mean backstabber bitch} ,she is a really bad friend if you don't give her what she wants if you dont want to be her friend you still have to be her friend or she'll spread roomers about you,she is also very violent if you meet a selena run because she is a mean backstabber bitch.
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