Gauge

A Gauge is a person that is a sex machine. There is only one kind of Gauge. A popular, athletic, sexy, love machine, pussy magnet. And a Gauge dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!

Guy 1:Have you seen Lizzie today? Guy 2:No, why?

Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Gauge must've gotten a hold of her!

Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...

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gauging

The process of stretching a person's piercings from one gauge to a higher gauge.

Common gauging movements are from 8g to 6g, 2g to 0g and 1/2"g to 5/8"g.

Gauging too fast can cause tearing or a blowout.

I tore my ear the other day while gauging from a 4g to a 0g.

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gauges

a streched piercing, manily the ear loabs.

i have 1" gauges in my ears

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Gauge

A very short chubby man, he likes ass and doesn’t take shit from nobody

“Oh my god! Is that Gauge?!”

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Gauging

Girl who works at McDonalds and dates a lot of people at once and breaks all there hearts.

yea i found these two kids that play habbo who are cooler than me , so I want to start gauging there e-life

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Gauge

A Pint of Beer or alcoholic beverage.

Dave says to John "You coming for a gauge mate?"

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Gauge

it could mean two things.
1# i already have my ears stretched up a qauge
once your a size you want
(im a 12mm) you leave a tunnel,plug or wood in it.
the smell is not particulary nice but bare with it.

the second thing it could mean
is a way to threaten people in a horrible way.
which i usually do. :D
and is often used here in london alot

1# "HOLY FKIN SH*T IM a 00gauge im going to get some new plugs today :)

2# SAY that to me again and ill fkin gauge your fkin eyes out you fat b*t!h.

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