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Hooking up with someone's out of town guest.
"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."
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Very hot NPC that you get at the Start of playing Terraria.
He teaches you how to craft things and such.
Also I really wanna fuck him
Person: The Terraria Guide is really useful
Me: I want to fuck him.
Person: What is wrong with you
Very hot guy please let me fuck him
"Hey, yesterday I learned how to craft something from the Terraria Guide."
"I want him to fuck me."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
A ghetto guid is when you concatenate a bunch of words or numbers together in a unique identifier that you're pretty sure will always be unique.
I made a ghetto guid from the current time and the user's initials:
10-14-2011-9:38AM-AB
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Pornstar Guide
So you wanna be a pornstar okay I got you
Man: Must have a Big Dick, 7 inches and above, that's it, Body don't matter, Face don't matter cuz half the time they don't even fucking show it, 5 Law of Attraction doesn't apply here because only one of those things matters here, DICK
Women: Exist, yep its that easy, you ain't gotta be a model bitch, or get a bunch of plastic surgery or fillers and hit the gym or do any bullshit like that, you don't even have to wear fakeup to hide your ugly ass face, you can be a flat chested flat ass hoe or a landwhale (which they'll call a BBW lol wtf), if you have a vagina and can get fucked then guess what you can be a pornstar, It doesn't really matter there is categories for everything aight, so just exist and you'll get the job bitch
Bottom Line: Being a Pornstar is the easiest fucking thing in the world for both genders, and they don't deserve respect
Women: You know I'm tired of my Job, ima be a pornstar
Women 2: But you're fat and flat chested somehow
Women: Well according to the pornstar guide all I need to do is show up and I'll get the job and get paid like a 100K
Man: I got a big dick why don't I just be a pornstar, according to the pornstar guide that's all I need, easiest sex in the world
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Slang for Adderall. Derived from that fact that Adderall is God's gift to college slackers who need that little extra boost to get through studying. Hence the equivalent to a "study guide".
Chiller - "What up homie you got that study guide for me?"
Nerd - "No way man, i stayed up all night doing that thing your not getting it this time"
Chiller - "Im talking about adderall you dumb motherfucker!"
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One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and questions effecting ones life.
Sam B. is James' spiritual guide.
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