2012-ing it

an excuse used to escape almost anything, nearly 100% flawless. invented by the ancient maians.

Student 1: dude, did you do our 254 worksheet notebook check for science class?

Student 2: aahhhh SHIT! im just 2012-ing it.

Student 1: smooth...

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Bro 1: so i heard steph heard about your OTHER girlfriend.

Bro 2: yeah, i got away with 2012-ing it.

"Petra"ing

The act of getting on your knees and arching your back while leaning your chest against a wall or tree. At the same time, you would look up into the distance with your mouth slightly open. (SPOILER: This is to imitate the tragic death of Petra Ral).

Every time I see Attack on Titan cosplayers, I always end up seeing someone "Petra"ing next to them.

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Ing Bling

Ing Bling is the interest that gets added to your Ing online savings account at the end of each month.

Only 2 more days till we get that fat Ing Bling, baby!

kiribaku-ing

Taking a walk with a special someone while watching the sunset.

See: My Hero Academia Season 3 Episode 1

I really wish I was kiribaku-ing with someone right now.

Taijal-ing

To be very obsessive over something as basic as a TV show or a book. Or to be obsessive over a fictional character and won’t shut up about it.

Are you Taijal-ing over the MCU again?
Guys, I’m Taijal-ing over this book again.

ES-ing

Empty-stomaching. The (courageous) process of deliberately leaving your stomach empty for 5 to 6 hours prior to drinking large amounts of alcohol. Usually done in order to maximize the effects of alcohol and save money at the same time.

Will almost always result in a chunder.

"Are you going out tonight?"
"Yeah"
"Are you ES-ing again?"
"Obviously, I'm going big tonight"
"****ing hell..."

Did you see him last night? He skipped his dinner because he wanted to ES- I saw him passed out in a bush after 5 shots of Chekhov.

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Amano-ing

Repeatedly rejecting the advances of an attractive female, due to laziness, ignorance, or a lack of street smarts

Dude, Connor is totally Amano-ing right now. He could be hitting that if he wasn't so lazy!