Bast Mountie

A bread of Canada's finest female mountie. The ironic mis-spelling of best goes to show why women should stay in the kitchen. They can normally be found creeping around in random areas of canada, usually riding a horse. These creatures are very dangerous since they never sleep.

Chuck: Holy crap!! Is that Bast Mountie riding a horse!? | David: bast rides a h0rse? | Chuck: ya bro

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Lopin' the Mounty

Canadian form of self pleasure

I understand you have been using the employee restroom for Lopin' the Mounty, eh.

Mountie

Basically doggy style, but slowly and ineffectively.

"He wanted to do me doggy style. At first I was into it but he was playing Mountie"

Mountie Awkward

Adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a Mountie would do it.

OMG Nick, you are being so awkward you're Mountie Awkward! What are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a Drake tune??