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Perhaps one of the greatest Looney Tunes characters of all time. He is well known as Speedy Gonzales' cousin from the country and also as "the slowest mouse of all Mexico".
Despite only two appearances, Slowpoke Rodriguez has generated a fan following for his never ending munchies, his favorite song "Cucaracha" (about smoking Marijuana), and his ability to hide a gun in his pants despite the fact that the gun is larger.
Ted's twenty minutes late, and high? We might as well call him Slowpoke Rodriguez.
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A very, very slow person.
Opposite Speedy Gonzalez.
Guy #1: Man, if he doesn't hurry it up we're gonna be late for the movie.
Guy #2: I know. (To Guy #3) Hurry up, Slowpoke Rodriguez!
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Our SKINNY LEGEND! Raini truly makes the world a better place! Intead of listening to the 1-800 Logic song I played her song Fiesta Salsa Quinceanera! She's the reason why I wake up w a smile on my face^_^
Raini Rodriguez is superior to EVERYONE including Beyonce. Rumor has it that Raini stole Jay from Bey n she is in fact "Becky with the good hair!"
We Stan a biracial queen!!
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Crazy ass short kid that goes to ACSM and is in the volleyball team. Bro has dated two 2 different girls and gotten back together with them multiple times💀. Although he is a good friend he is a literal idiot and I've never seen someone more blind then him. He is a literal toddler and we aren't being paid but we still babysit him. Mans didn't say anything about liking this girl and then when she asked him to be a couple he said yeah, like you've always shit talked her and all of a sudden dating?????? But now that I'm done talking about his current girlfriend and lets talk about his ex. They were a cute couple. He was nice to her, would do some of the work for her and and would get sad when she's in a gloomy mood. BUT she was kind of a mood sometimes, like the first time they dated she would IGNORE him but when they broke up she started talking again with him. And then they got back together and she stopped talking to him again but then they broke up and then started talking again. But now they are on good terms. There is a small war going on between the girls tho and the current gf started it. Anyways thats end of what I have to say.
Person 1: Is that Raydel Rodriguez
Person 2: You mean the kid who dated 2 girls and got back together with them multiple times in less than 2 months???
Person 1: ... I think so
Person 2: Oh it is him!
one of the best and most funniest friends you could ever have or ask for
“dude you are a complete Mateo Rodriguez
An Alcoholic man whore who drives a lifted lb7 four door short bed that his favorite saying is "four doors for more whores " he has a leach penis. but he still pulls hoes cause hes a fuck boy another one of his gay ass lines is "roalin coal and pullin hoes" HE HAS A DICK HEAD FRIEND NAMED TEEGAN
YOUR ACTING LIKE A ALFREDO RODRIGUEZ
Big dick nigga on god. He'll take all your hoes.
ayyy whatch out for that nigga noah rodriguez, dont let your girl out the house alone